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Tap

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A farmer in Culpeper , VA went to the local branch of Wachovia Bank to Borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill , who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldnt even look at a cow. Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a Look at the bull.
Next week Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had helped.
The farmer looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He even broke through the fence, and serviced all my neighbor's cows! He's been servicing just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"
"Wow," said Banker Bill , "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked Banker Bill .
"I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint."
 

Tap

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:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :!:


Professional Ethics:


Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty for days. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're both single. Just let it go...". And at times he would.

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:



Dave



Dave




You're a Veterinarian
 
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