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Sayings..

Slippirier than calf scours on sheet metal. IE. Alex, that ice is slicker than calf scours on sheet metal, come jump to ge my hat off the tree branch for me.


Needless to say, it is true, and new.. lol.


Those who say sunshine brings happiness, has never danced in a wll needed rain.


He's slower than a snail thats a war-amp.

If his head wasnt screwed on all the way........ what was I saying? lol.
 
Draggin' arse like a wormy dog=Tired (or good stop in a reining horse). Yesterday, after a long, busy work week, I was draggin' arse like a wormy dog.

Goat ropin'=Mess..as in a work event I'm suposed to be involved with Monday that is not well organized...I asked someone yesterday, What do you know 'bout this goat ropin' Monday?

Toad strangler=a good, hard, dam filling rain. My Dad says, we had a good toad strangler last night (which he hasn't said much in the past 10 years :cry: )

Those are three of my favorite...thanks for sharing your favorites..some goodies here!

Cheers---

TTB :wink:
 
The "rubber crutch" reminded me of my friend minus 1/2 a leg. He delights in putting it on backwards to rattle the unsuspecting. He actually said "nervous as a one-legged man on a rubber crutch" one day. Coffee on the shirt front that day.

I forgot one. When the kid is "biting off more than he can chew" by teasing someone older or stronger, he is "sniffing 'round the a$$ of the wrong dog!"

Badlands
 
I hope ya'll know that as I sit here reading these, I am also writing many down for my co-workers!! Got a few that fit these to a "T"!!! :lol: :lol:

a few I remember from childhood.....


so broke that I rattle when I walk
so ugly, hadda tie a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him
so ugly, hadda sneak up on a glass of water
for all you norwegians.....UFF-DAH!!! (heard that one ALOT!!) :wink:
gully-washers (what cowboyup calls a harsh downpour!)
so bow-legged he couldn't catch a pig in a ditch even if he had a net
so old.....he BUILT the ark......invented DIRT......did his school work on a stone tablet with a chisle.....rode to work on a REAL dinosaur
busy as a 1 legged man in an a$$-kicking contest


saw a bumper sticker the other day in Boze-angeles.....

"to hell with the whales.....save a RANCHER!!" :wink:
 
----cutern a bugs ear
----stunk so bad they'd knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon
----tighter'n a bulls arse in fly time
----full of p*ss and vinegar
----ugliest person God ever strung a gut thru
----looks like they was rode hard and put up wet
 
I ain't had this much fun since the hogs ate up my little brother.

Happy as dead pig in the sunshine.

That boy cut up worse than a white mouth mule.
 
when someone tries to get you to do something stupid:

My mother drowned all the dumb ones

unless you have imbibed one too many cocktails and then it is:

Here hold my beer and watch this
 
I have a saying about old people. I hope some don't take it the wrong way.

Old people unless they see it, hear it, or do it first it isn't going to be right.

have a cold one

lazy ace
 
lazy ace said:
I have a saying about old people. I hope some don't take it the wrong way.

Old people unless they see it, hear it, or do it first it isn't going to be right.

have a cold one

lazy ace
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Spike Van Cleve said, "There are three ways to do a job. There is the easy way; there is the hard way; and there's Dad's way, which makes the hard way look plumb easy." :wink: :)
 

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