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SCALIA BREAKDOWN!!

littlejoe

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an outburst that shocked many onlookers at the Supreme Court today, Justice Antonin Scalia said that it made him “angry beyond belief” that he had to listen to people talking about gay couples all week.

As Justice Anthony Kennedy questioned whether it was appropriate for the Court to hear a case about same-sex marriage at this time, Mr. Scalia stunned observers with an emotional outburst.


“O.K., could we just stop talking about this stuff right now?” Justice Scalia snapped at Justice Kennedy. “I’ve told you all how I feel about this topic, and I don’t understand why we’re going on and on about it unless you all hate me.”

As the courtroom froze in dead silence, Justice Scalia seemed to gather steam, shouting, “For two days, it’s been gay this, gay that. You’re all just talking about this stuff as if it’s the most normal thing in the world. Well, it’s not, O.K.? It’s weird and it’s wrong. And just talking about it like it’s O.K. and whatnot is making me angry beyond belief.”

As the other justices averted their eyes, Justice Scalia broke down, sobbing that he wished “things were normal, the way they used to be.”

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Well, I know Anton and gave him a call, to see how he was coping.

He said he went out to driving range and hit balls for hours---"I hit more balls than Elton Johnson's chin" (he gets kinda confused with names)
 

Faster horses

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I'm sick of listening to it too. Seems that's all that is on the news now.
I really don't care what they do, but I wish they weren't in our face so
much with it! And we have a gay friend that we think the world of, but he's
very discreet and respectful.
 

Larrry

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You know the leftwingernut teabagee regime has run out of talking point when they have to resort to so called humor to make a post. Keep it up you leftwingernuts it keeps reinforcing that you have nothing
 
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Anonymous

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Andy Borowitz


Republicans are opposed to same-sex marriage because they worry their boyfriends will give them ultimatums.

Andy Borowitz


As the other justices averted their eyes, Justice Scalia broke down, sobbing that he wished “things were normal, the way they used to be.”
 

Tam

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Oldtimer said:
Andy Borowitz


Republicans are opposed to same-sex marriage because they worry their boyfriends will give them ultimatums.

Andy Borowitz


As the other justices averted their eyes, Justice Scalia broke down, sobbing that he wished “things were normal, the way they used to be.”

Guys, I guess Oldtimer can't take a hint.

SO here it is in a nut shell Oldtimer you look pathetic continuely posting these stupid jokes right along with your little friend joe. And it has come to everyones attention that you are doing so to hide the fact you have no way to defend your hero's actions anymore hence the Andy jokes.

Do all of us a favor stop the jokes and find some self respect OR take a break from posting until you have reviewed the Democrat Cultist's talking point list. There has to be something on that list you would like to discuss like an adult. :wink:
 

littlejoe

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Whitewing said:
The first 400 of these were sort of funny, now, not so much.

Yup--i heah ya! Kinda like when old timer posts 'the sun is shining' and the usual 12 suspects fire back with "liar!" "drunmk!" "chicken thief!"
 

loomixguy

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littlejoe said:
Whitewing said:
The first 400 of these were sort of funny, now, not so much.

Yup--i heah ya! Kinda like when old timer posts 'the sun is shining' and the usual 12 suspects fire back with "liar!" "drunmk!" "chicken thief!"

Liar and drunk both check out, but OD hasn't been able to run fast enough to catch a chicken in 60 years.
 

Mike

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loomixguy said:
littlejoe said:
Whitewing said:
The first 400 of these were sort of funny, now, not so much.

Yup--i heah ya! Kinda like when old timer posts 'the sun is shining' and the usual 12 suspects fire back with "liar!" "drunmk!" "chicken thief!"

Liar and drunk both check out, but OD hasn't been able to run fast enough to catch a chicken in 60 years.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

littlejoe

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loomixguy said:
littlejoe said:
Whitewing said:
The first 400 of these were sort of funny, now, not so much.

Yup--i heah ya! Kinda like when old timer posts 'the sun is shining' and the usual 12 suspects fire back with "liar!" "drunmk!" "chicken thief!"

Liar and drunk both check out, but OD hasn't been able to run fast enough to catch a chicken in 60 years.

now, that raht thar--that's funny, whoever you are~~!
 

Whitewing

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littlejoe said:
loomixguy said:
littlejoe said:
Yup--i heah ya! Kinda like when old timer posts 'the sun is shining' and the usual 12 suspects fire back with "liar!" "drunmk!" "chicken thief!"

Liar and drunk both check out, but OD hasn't been able to run fast enough to catch a chicken in 60 years.

now, that raht thar--that's funny, whoever you are~~!

And I'd lay odds the sun wasn't shining. :p
 

TexasBred

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loomixguy said:
littlejoe said:
Whitewing said:
The first 400 of these were sort of funny, now, not so much.

Yup--i heah ya! Kinda like when old timer posts 'the sun is shining' and the usual 12 suspects fire back with "liar!" "drunmk!" "chicken thief!"

Liar and drunk both check out, but OD hasn't been able to run fast enough to catch a chicken in 60 years.

Probably a waste of time for him to even try and "choke" a chicken.
 

Tam

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littlejoe said:
Whitewing said:
The first 400 of these were sort of funny, now, not so much.

Yup--i heah ya! Kinda like when old timer posts 'the sun is shining' and the usual 12 suspects fire back with "liar!" "drunmk!" "chicken thief!"

Not sure when anyone called Oldtimer a Chicken Thief but are you now telling us Oldtimer lied about how much time he spends at the wateringhole showing off his Barney Fife gun to all the ladies? :?

Man that is the one thing I thought he was telling the truth on and here he lied about that too. That is what we get for giving Oldtimer the benefit of the doubt and thinking he wasn't lieing about everything.
 
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