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Scary Flight

Big Muddy rancher

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The passengers of an air liner are all seated and ready to begin their
>flight.
>The door opens and two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle.
>Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is
>tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
>Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit,
>the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing
>nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little
>practical
>joke. None is forthcoming.
>The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting
>in
>the window seats realise they're headed straight for the water at the edge
>of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will
>plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment,
>the plane
>lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little
>sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the
>knowledge that
>the plane is in good hands.
>In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"You
>know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all
>gonna
>die."
 

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