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Scot's Infallible Cure For Seasickness.

gcreekrch

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In honour of boating season we will share the Scots’ infallible cure for sea sickness. They lean over the side of the ship with a ten pence coin in their teeth.
 

burnt

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Reminiscent of the Scot who accidentally dropped a 2 pence piece down the two-holer as he pulled up his britches. After staring down the hole and thinking very briefly, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pound note and dropped it down beside the lonely 2 pence piece.

His outhouse buddy cried out "Ye daft beggar, why'd you waste a perfectly good pound note in such a foolish fashion?"

The Scot replied, "Ye dinna think I was going down there for just 2 pence, did ya?"
 

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