katrina
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The madam opened the brothel door to see a
> > rather dignified,
> > >well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or
> > early 50s.
> > > >
> > > > May I help you?" she asked.
> > > >
> > > > I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
> > > >
> > > > Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive
> > ladies. Perhaps you would
> > >prefer someone else," said the madam.
> > > >
> > > > No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
> > > >
> > > > Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to
> > the man that she charged
> > >$1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled
> > out ten one-hundred
> > >dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went
> > upstairs. After an hour,
> > >the man calmly left. The next night, the same man
> > appeared again, demanding
> > >to see Valerie.
> > > >
> > > > Valerie explained that none had ever come back
> > two nights in a row ---
> > >too expensive --- and there were no discounts. The
> > price was still $1,000.
> > >Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to
> > Valerie and they went
> > >upstairs. After an hour, he left.
> > > >
> > > > The following night the man was there again.
> > Everyone was astounded
> > >that he had come for the third consecutive night,
> > but he paid Valerie and
> > >they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie
> > questioned the man. "No one
> > >has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where
> > are you from?" she
> > >asked.
> > > >
> > > > The man replied, "South Carolina."
> > > >
> > > > Really" she said. "I have family in South
> > Carolina."
> > > >
> > > > I know," the man said. "Your father died, and
> > I am your sister's
> > >attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000
> > inheritance."
> > > >
> > > > The moral of the story is that there are three
> > things in life that are
> > >certain:
> > > >
> > > > 1. Death
> > > >
> > > > 2. Taxes
> > > >
> > > > 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
> > rather dignified,
> > >well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or
> > early 50s.
> > > >
> > > > May I help you?" she asked.
> > > >
> > > > I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
> > > >
> > > > Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive
> > ladies. Perhaps you would
> > >prefer someone else," said the madam.
> > > >
> > > > No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
> > > >
> > > > Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to
> > the man that she charged
> > >$1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled
> > out ten one-hundred
> > >dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went
> > upstairs. After an hour,
> > >the man calmly left. The next night, the same man
> > appeared again, demanding
> > >to see Valerie.
> > > >
> > > > Valerie explained that none had ever come back
> > two nights in a row ---
> > >too expensive --- and there were no discounts. The
> > price was still $1,000.
> > >Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to
> > Valerie and they went
> > >upstairs. After an hour, he left.
> > > >
> > > > The following night the man was there again.
> > Everyone was astounded
> > >that he had come for the third consecutive night,
> > but he paid Valerie and
> > >they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie
> > questioned the man. "No one
> > >has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where
> > are you from?" she
> > >asked.
> > > >
> > > > The man replied, "South Carolina."
> > > >
> > > > Really" she said. "I have family in South
> > Carolina."
> > > >
> > > > I know," the man said. "Your father died, and
> > I am your sister's
> > >attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000
> > inheritance."
> > > >
> > > > The moral of the story is that there are three
> > things in life that are
> > >certain:
> > > >
> > > > 1. Death
> > > >
> > > > 2. Taxes
> > > >
> > > > 3. Being screwed by a lawyer