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Secret Service - To Be Disguised As Farmers

Mike

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SECRET Service spooks are disguising themselves as FARMERS to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit.
They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS ahead of the US President’s arrival in Northern Ireland tomorrow for the two-day meeting.
The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.

Dirty war ... US Secret Service will drive tractors at G8
But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the spooks — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.

Incognito ... how spook might look
One said: “They reckon the vehicles will let them patrol the fields around the hotel unnoticed — but they’ll stick out like sore thumbs.
“It’s comedy gold really, like something out of Father Ted.”
More than 200 US Secret Service agents — with special diplomatic immunity to shoot anyone they suspect of being a threat — will be protecting Mr Obama during his visit to Co Fermanagh.
Special forces units from the US Navy Seals — some said to be drawn from the team that killed Osama Bin Laden in 2011 — will patrol the waters of Lough Erne.
A six-doctor medical crew will also accompany the President, who is due to touch down in the Presidential jet Air Force One in Belfast tomorrow morning.
From there, he will be whisked away to the venue in his £1million bomb-proof Cadillac.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4970708/Secret-Service-tractors-protect-Obama-G8.html#ixzz2WPG6CmnV
 

Mike

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More than 200 US Secret Service agents — with special diplomatic immunity to shoot anyone they suspect of being a threat — will be protecting Mr Obama during his visit to Co Fermanagh.

The Irish must not be keeping up with the number of people that have been shot here in the U.S. for dubious purposes?
 

Tam

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Geez I thought we were all told that once Obama took office foreign countries would open their hearts and the US would be LOVED again. That Obama would magically lift the US to a newer higher standing of respect from within the World . . I guess we can just admit he lied about that too if the Secret Service in leaving the black suits and wearing bid overalls to hide in plain sight to protect his lying butt. . :? :roll:
 

Traveler

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Tam said:
Geez I thought we were all told that once Obama took office foreign countries would open their hearts and the US would be LOVED again. That Obama would magically lift the US to a newer higher standing of respect from within the World . . I guess we can just admit he lied about that too if the Secret Service in leaving the black suits and wearing bid overalls to hide in plain sight to protect his lying butt. . :? :roll:
Obama must be scared s*itless traveling to a white, Catholic, country. No wonder the "terrorist" alert. He mostly thought he was going to be the "Muslim Whisperer''. :lol:
 

Mike

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Traveler said:
Tam said:
Geez I thought we were all told that once Obama took office foreign countries would open their hearts and the US would be LOVED again. That Obama would magically lift the US to a newer higher standing of respect from within the World . . I guess we can just admit he lied about that too if the Secret Service in leaving the black suits and wearing bid overalls to hide in plain sight to protect his lying butt. . :? :roll:
Obama must be scared s*itless traveling to a white, Catholic, country. No wonder the "terrorist" alert. He mostly thought he was going to be the "Muslim Whisperer''. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Muslim Whisperer" -I need to remember that one. :wink:
 

Whitewing

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Mike said:
SECRET Service spooks are disguising themselves as FARMERS to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit.
They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS ahead of the US President’s arrival in Northern Ireland tomorrow for the two-day meeting.
The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.

Dirty war ... US Secret Service will drive tractors at G8
But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the spooks — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.

Incognito ... how spook might look
One said: “They reckon the vehicles will let them patrol the fields around the hotel unnoticed — but they’ll stick out like sore thumbs.
“It’s comedy gold really, like something out of Father Ted.”
More than 200 US Secret Service agents — with special diplomatic immunity to shoot anyone they suspect of being a threat — will be protecting Mr Obama during his visit to Co Fermanagh.
Special forces units from the US Navy Seals — some said to be drawn from the team that killed Osama Bin Laden in 2011 — will patrol the waters of Lough Erne.
A six-doctor medical crew will also accompany the President, who is due to touch down in the Presidential jet Air Force One in Belfast tomorrow morning.
From there, he will be whisked away to the venue in his £1million bomb-proof Cadillac.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4970708/Secret-Service-tractors-protect-Obama-G8.html#ixzz2WPG6CmnV

It's as though the guy was someone important.
 

Mike

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Whitewing said:
Mike said:
SECRET Service spooks are disguising themselves as FARMERS to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit.
They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS ahead of the US President’s arrival in Northern Ireland tomorrow for the two-day meeting.
The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.

Dirty war ... US Secret Service will drive tractors at G8
But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the spooks — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.

Incognito ... how spook might look
One said: “They reckon the vehicles will let them patrol the fields around the hotel unnoticed — but they’ll stick out like sore thumbs.
“It’s comedy gold really, like something out of Father Ted.”
More than 200 US Secret Service agents — with special diplomatic immunity to shoot anyone they suspect of being a threat — will be protecting Mr Obama during his visit to Co Fermanagh.
Special forces units from the US Navy Seals — some said to be drawn from the team that killed Osama Bin Laden in 2011 — will patrol the waters of Lough Erne.
A six-doctor medical crew will also accompany the President, who is due to touch down in the Presidential jet Air Force One in Belfast tomorrow morning.
From there, he will be whisked away to the venue in his £1million bomb-proof Cadillac.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4970708/Secret-Service-tractors-protect-Obama-G8.html#ixzz2WPG6CmnV

It's as though the guy was someone important.

He is. To himself. :wink:
 

Steve

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They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS

bought.. what they couldn't just rent a couple old tractors..

is it just me or is pissing away money something that is done with pride by those who are in DC...
 

Tam

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Steve said:
They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS

bought.. what they couldn't just rent a couple old tractors..

is it just me or is pissing away money something that is done with pride by those who are in DC...
Don't worry I'm sure Obama will find some Muslim farmers to give the tractors to, to smooth over their hurt feeling because somebody dared to say something that offended their sensitive feelings. :roll: OR Maybe he plans on sending them to Kenya to his Grandma's village to keep his family quiet about where he was really born. :wink:
 

hypocritexposer

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HOWEVER, because Dear Leader is who he is, and possibly someone else; these tractors have been specially designed (is Q branch under a contract?) with bulletproof glass, ejector seats, machine guns, smoke screens, satellite radio, prostitute location devices, choom dispensers, golf bag racks, and thermal target identification.

- See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/dear-leader-s-fleet-of-covert-security-tractors-t11233.html#sthash.nwa8EIRG.dpuf


 
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