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Secretary application

Goodpasture

Well-known member
My Rezimay






Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety.



My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.


BigTits.jpg


Employer's response:

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK, we have spell check
 
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Anonymous

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Canadian_Cowgirl said:
Not another one!! :roll: :roll: :roll:


jeeeze will men ever grow up?? :p


Katy

Katy-- as an old coach of mine told me "Getting married stops you from touching, But when you quit looking-- Your Dead"...... :wink: :lol:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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Oldtimer said:
Canadian_Cowgirl said:
Not another one!! :roll: :roll: :roll:


jeeeze will men ever grow up?? :p


Katy

Katy-- as an old coach of mine told me "Getting married stops you from touching, But when you quit looking-- Your Dead"...... :wink: :lol:


yeah yeah, but what if you go blind? :)

And Good pasture please stop using big words, that i have to look up the meaning of! :)

Katy
 

HAY MAKER

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She sure is a skinny lil thang to have such big whatchamadoodles,prolly gonna have a bad back toteing em around ................good luck
 

Shelly

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I'm a little disappointed, I thought Oklahoma's picture was gonna show up on the bottom of the letter.

Those things aren't real, are they??????
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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Shelly said:
I'm a little disappointed, I thought Oklahoma's picture was gonna show up on the bottom of the letter.

Those things aren't real, are they??????


I think it might be digitaly inhanced!(sp)
No one that skinny cant sport those thangs!!!

But we will let one of the guys take a closer look!! My eyes hurt!

Katy
 

Shelly

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You're right, Katy. She's so thin and so top-heavy, that she should be falling forward as gravity kicks in.
I think we should take up donations for the poor girl, we could at least raise enough so she could go buy herself a wheelbarrow to tote those things around in!
 

jigs

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I can tell you for sure that those are fake. I printed the picture on scratch and sniff paper, and they smelled like soybeans..... so while you may ridicule this gal for her lack of self esteem being the reason she got the implants, remember, she is supporting the ag community by bypassing the silicone, and getting the soy based implants.


that body, and those knockers lead me to believe this gal may be employed at one of those "gentleman clubs"
 
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