Elmo had a neighbor of mine I call Rooster, haul him to Uvalde over the weekend,he told Rooster he had a cattle deal going on, some heifers,his reasoning was the TX drought was over and he was gonna buy him some fancy brangus heifers.
So they get started bout sun up,course ole elmo is haveing a nip of whiskey as they head west,and by the time they get close to the ranch elmo is feeling pretty good,well elmo sez, Rooster we got all weekend lets cut south and go to Eagle pass, Rooster was leary of getting elmo that close to the mexican border,he knows elmo as good as I do,but ole elmo is a talker he tells Rooster he's got friends down there there's a good place to eat etc.
So south they go ,well it dont take elmo long to talk rooster into Mexico,just happens that's where his friends are and some good food.
Rooster sez they found the place alright and got parked, Elmo gets out bout half drunk,well ole elmo has on the same thing he always wears a pair of wore out carhartts with one strap holding em up,as soon as they walked in the catina the strap on elmos bibs came loose, fell down around his ankles,not a stich on under em either, Rooster said he figgered they were in for it ,but sure nuff ole elmo had friends there that showed them to a good table that had cold cerveza waiting,two beers later its time for buisness, elmo calls the ranch in Uvalde,the lady of the house answers and tell's elmo the man he needs to talk to is in the field plowin,about two hours later elmo called again,he is still plowin the lady said,ole elmo called back bout sundown,Elmo he is still plowin she said,Elmo slams the phone down on the table and said I never saw a hard workin "SOB"ever amount ta anythang in my life lets get the hell outa here, rooster claims those senoritas bought them beer all nite long,course elmo said it was because of those carhartts .....................good luck
So they get started bout sun up,course ole elmo is haveing a nip of whiskey as they head west,and by the time they get close to the ranch elmo is feeling pretty good,well elmo sez, Rooster we got all weekend lets cut south and go to Eagle pass, Rooster was leary of getting elmo that close to the mexican border,he knows elmo as good as I do,but ole elmo is a talker he tells Rooster he's got friends down there there's a good place to eat etc.
So south they go ,well it dont take elmo long to talk rooster into Mexico,just happens that's where his friends are and some good food.
Rooster sez they found the place alright and got parked, Elmo gets out bout half drunk,well ole elmo has on the same thing he always wears a pair of wore out carhartts with one strap holding em up,as soon as they walked in the catina the strap on elmos bibs came loose, fell down around his ankles,not a stich on under em either, Rooster said he figgered they were in for it ,but sure nuff ole elmo had friends there that showed them to a good table that had cold cerveza waiting,two beers later its time for buisness, elmo calls the ranch in Uvalde,the lady of the house answers and tell's elmo the man he needs to talk to is in the field plowin,about two hours later elmo called again,he is still plowin the lady said,ole elmo called back bout sundown,Elmo he is still plowin she said,Elmo slams the phone down on the table and said I never saw a hard workin "SOB"ever amount ta anythang in my life lets get the hell outa here, rooster claims those senoritas bought them beer all nite long,course elmo said it was because of those carhartts .....................good luck