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Sequestor hittin home at Pentagon!!

littlejoe

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Much like our own little panty wadders raht heah----military/industrial complex has elevated whining and sniviling to new levels!!

Retro Boro!!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The spending cuts mandated by the sequester may hamper the United States’s ability to invade countries for absolutely no reason, a Pentagon spokesman warned today.

The Pentagon made this gloomy assessment amid widespread fears that the nation’s ability to wage totally optional wars based on bogus pretexts may be in peril.


“Historically, the United States has stood ready and able to throw billions of dollars at a military campaign with no clear rationale or well-defined objective,” said spokesman Harland Dorrinson. “Our capacity to wage war willy-nilly is now in jeopardy.”

In the past, Mr. Dorrinson said, the Pentagon has had the resources to fight three meaningless and completely random wars at any given time, “but now in our planning meetings we are cutting that number back to two.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R—S.C.) agreed about the catastrophic effects of the Pentagon cuts, telling reporters, “The ability of the United States to project its military power in an arbitrary and totally capricious way must never be compromised.”

The cuts are already being felt in a tangible way at the Pentagon, which today cancelled an order for a nine-thousand-dollar pen.
 

Tam

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Do you have an original thought you could being to the site verse the Borowitz crap you keep posting. :roll:
 

loomixguy

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Whitewing said:
I'm actually feeling embarrassed for him.

Why? littledick is the only one who should feel embarrassed. Unless bedwetting doesn't cause shame anymore.

Maybe littledick better check with his mentor to see how he ought to feel....if his mentor can get out of the alcoholic stupor he's continually in.....
 

Larrry

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Too bad his twin won't come out of the woodwork to give him some companionship in his embarrassment :roll: :lol: :wink:
 

littlejoe

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loomixguy said:
Whitewing said:
I'm actually feeling embarrassed for him.

Why? littledick is the only one who should feel embarrassed. Unless bedwetting doesn't cause shame anymore.

Maybe littledick better check with his mentor to see how he ought to feel....if his mentor can get out of the alcoholic stupor he's continually in.....

Lou--if you n' larry n' 'wabbit boy'....er...shoot fergot his hame, enyway if'n you peter pullers wanna take a break on comparing wangs----Whitey! Spit that out!-----heahs some late brakin news fer ya that might give ya a 'laig up' on whippin hillary----an gosh knows you wankers can use alla hep you can git---

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln.

The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.


According to Mr. Hannity, “If it’s true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.”

The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.—S. Carolina): “There’s been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincoln’s murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.”

Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement indicating that she could not have participated in Lincoln’s assassination because she was born in 1947.

“That’s what she wants us to believe,” Sen. Graham said.
 

Larrry

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little joe, so you have decided to take it to the gutter. I never called you names or gutter talked you. What in your personality or deficiency in your personality makes you compelled to do that. I guess you are a chip off the old block of ot. Now when will you start complaining if I call you a name. So do you enjoy calling people names. You set the bar lj
 
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