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hypocritexposer

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Shamoo: How are you today?

Prospect: Pretty good, looking at this product you have for sale

Shamoo: Well, it has all the bells and whistles

Prospect: Bells and Whistles?

Shamoo: Ya, it's the best "widget" ever made

Prospect: What makes it the best?

Shamoo: Well, it has all the bells and whistles

Prospect: Are your bells and whistle any different than anybody else's?

Shamoo: Of course, didn't you see the "you tube"

Prospect: of your bells and whistles?

Shamoo: ya, the product has bells and whistles

Prospect: are the bells and whistles special?

shamoo: we wouldn't call them bells and whistles if they weren't

Prospect: well, I'll take a look at the bells and whistles on "you tube" when I get home and get back to you

Shamoo: I'll be here




2 weeks later


Shamoo: How are you today?

Prospect: about the same as the last time we spoke.

Shamoo: we've spoke

Prospect: Ya, you were telling me this "widget" has bells and whistles

Shamoo: that's correct, it does

Prospect: I can't see any difference in your B & W, over the competition's

Shamoo: Well, they don't have B & Ws

Prospect: actually they do

Shamoo: They do not, you moron

Prospect: excuse me?

Shamoo: You're listening to their lies, you moron

Prospect: Oh!

Shamoo: you got to buy my product, or else you are a moron

Prospect: well since you put it that way....

Shamoo: so we got B & Ws

Prospect: I'll think about it and get back to you

Shamoo: anytime, come back and see our B & Ws



Prospect leaves store and thinks to himself:


"What a moron, he kept telling me about the B & Ws, over and over and over again, but refuses to show me them, and then he calls me a moron, but has no idea who I am, or what we've spoken about. Then forgets to ask me to take the next step in the process. Not a very convincing lad, that's for sure"


Note to shamoo: you forgot to provide evidence that your product has the B & Ws and then ask for the sale. You should also offer to show the customer how to properly use the product to his/her best advantage.

What a moron, he/she is.


:wink: :lol:
 

Faster horses

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Shameui thinks he is brilliant, but he's the moron.
Coming to this site and insulting all of us and then thinks we
are going to believe his wild tales. It just doesn't work that way.
101 of sales--do not insult anyones intelligence.

Sorry, shameui you only get to make one first impression and
the impression we got wasn't conductive to being followers of
your theories--so you already blew it. Fat chance you have of us
changing our minds, and especially since you continue to call
us morons and idiots.

Even an idiot would go away by now, but a moron? I guess a
moron just doesn't get it. Here's a hint: BYE BYE. It's really
easy, you know. Just go away.
 
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Faster horses said:
Shameui thinks he is brilliant, but he's the moron.
Coming to this site and insulting all of us and then thinks we
are going to believe his wild tales. It just doesn't work that way.
101 of sales--do not insult anyones intelligence.

Sorry, shameui you only get to make one first impression and
the impression we got wasn't conductive to being followers of
your theories--so you already blew it. Fat chance you have of us
changing our minds, and especially since you continue to call
us morons and idiots.

Even an idiot would go away by now, but a moron? I guess a
moron just doesn't get it. Here's a hint: BYE BYE. It's really
easy, you know. Just go away.

I came here to show each of you what morons you have to be to believe the mass media. If that makes you angry, not my problem. You being stupid about these issues is your problems. I suggest you learn about the issues. I have laid out the facts that no mass media will ever show you. It is all over the net though and you can research each fact yourself. Do not get angry at the messenger.
 

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shaumei said:
Faster horses said:
Shameui thinks he is brilliant, but he's the moron.
Coming to this site and insulting all of us and then thinks we
are going to believe his wild tales. It just doesn't work that way.
101 of sales--do not insult anyones intelligence.

Sorry, shameui you only get to make one first impression and
the impression we got wasn't conductive to being followers of
your theories--so you already blew it. Fat chance you have of us
changing our minds, and especially since you continue to call
us morons and idiots.

Even an idiot would go away by now, but a moron? I guess a
moron just doesn't get it. Here's a hint: BYE BYE. It's really
easy, you know. Just go away.

I came here to show each of you what morons you have to be to believe the mass media. If that makes you angry, not my problem. You being stupid about these issues is your problems. I suggest you learn about the issues. I have laid out the facts that no mass media will ever show you. It is all over the net though and you can research each fact yourself. Do not get angry at the messenger.


Why we research it on the net, we have you to let us know the facts.

:lol:
 

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shaumei said:
Faster horses said:
Shameui thinks he is brilliant, but he's the moron.
Coming to this site and insulting all of us and then thinks we
are going to believe his wild tales. It just doesn't work that way.
101 of sales--do not insult anyones intelligence.

Sorry, shameui you only get to make one first impression and
the impression we got wasn't conductive to being followers of
your theories--so you already blew it. Fat chance you have of us
changing our minds, and especially since you continue to call
us morons and idiots.

Even an idiot would go away by now, but a moron? I guess a
moron just doesn't get it. Here's a hint: BYE BYE. It's really
easy, you know. Just go away.

I came here to show each of you what morons you have to be to believe the mass media. If that makes you angry, not my problem. You being stupid about these issues is your problems. I suggest you learn about the issues. I have laid out the facts that no mass media will ever show you. It is all over the net though and you can research each fact yourself. Do not get angry at the messenger.

FACTS :shock: You have laid out the FACTS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol

Your repeatedly stated OPINION is that a missile hit the Pentagon. Would you please explain to us who brainwashed all the eyewitnesses that stated they saw an AIR LINER hit the Pentagon?
Did the Government mix some sort of mind control chemical into the contrails juice they were dropping over these people to make them believe they saw something you claim they didn't see?

Sorry Sham eyewitness testimony out weighs your youtube videos on the fact scale most days of the week. :wink: :roll:
 

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He tells us we're idiots for believing the mass media, but if that same mass media says something that fits with the demons of conspiracy lurking in his own skull, he embraces it, posts it, refers to it repeatedly, links us to youtube snippets of it, and calls us idiots for not believing it.

:lol:

It's like the death of bin Laden.

Government shows no photos therefore it's a hoax and we're idiots to believe the government.

Government shows photos and I GUARANTEE you it would have been: those are photoshopped and we're idiots to have believed the government.
 

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I have laid out the facts that no mass media will ever show you. It is all over the net though and you can research each fact yourself. Do not get angry at the messenger.
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You laid out the facts, huh? Well, I'm laughing my head off at
that statement. You have been shown the facts many times and
from members way more credible than you. Brainwashed as you
are, I don't think you know what FACTS are. But go ahead, make
a fool of yourself. You are very good at it.

I'll say it again: BYE BYE.
 

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