hypocritexposer
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Shamoo: How are you today?
Prospect: Pretty good, looking at this product you have for sale
Shamoo: Well, it has all the bells and whistles
Prospect: Bells and Whistles?
Shamoo: Ya, it's the best "widget" ever made
Prospect: What makes it the best?
Shamoo: Well, it has all the bells and whistles
Prospect: Are your bells and whistle any different than anybody else's?
Shamoo: Of course, didn't you see the "you tube"
Prospect: of your bells and whistles?
Shamoo: ya, the product has bells and whistles
Prospect: are the bells and whistles special?
shamoo: we wouldn't call them bells and whistles if they weren't
Prospect: well, I'll take a look at the bells and whistles on "you tube" when I get home and get back to you
Shamoo: I'll be here
2 weeks later
Shamoo: How are you today?
Prospect: about the same as the last time we spoke.
Shamoo: we've spoke
Prospect: Ya, you were telling me this "widget" has bells and whistles
Shamoo: that's correct, it does
Prospect: I can't see any difference in your B & W, over the competition's
Shamoo: Well, they don't have B & Ws
Prospect: actually they do
Shamoo: They do not, you moron
Prospect: excuse me?
Shamoo: You're listening to their lies, you moron
Prospect: Oh!
Shamoo: you got to buy my product, or else you are a moron
Prospect: well since you put it that way....
Shamoo: so we got B & Ws
Prospect: I'll think about it and get back to you
Shamoo: anytime, come back and see our B & Ws
Prospect leaves store and thinks to himself:
"What a moron, he kept telling me about the B & Ws, over and over and over again, but refuses to show me them, and then he calls me a moron, but has no idea who I am, or what we've spoken about. Then forgets to ask me to take the next step in the process. Not a very convincing lad, that's for sure"
Note to shamoo: you forgot to provide evidence that your product has the B & Ws and then ask for the sale. You should also offer to show the customer how to properly use the product to his/her best advantage.
What a moron, he/she is.
:wink: :lol:
Prospect: Pretty good, looking at this product you have for sale
Shamoo: Well, it has all the bells and whistles
Prospect: Bells and Whistles?
Shamoo: Ya, it's the best "widget" ever made
Prospect: What makes it the best?
Shamoo: Well, it has all the bells and whistles
Prospect: Are your bells and whistle any different than anybody else's?
Shamoo: Of course, didn't you see the "you tube"
Prospect: of your bells and whistles?
Shamoo: ya, the product has bells and whistles
Prospect: are the bells and whistles special?
shamoo: we wouldn't call them bells and whistles if they weren't
Prospect: well, I'll take a look at the bells and whistles on "you tube" when I get home and get back to you
Shamoo: I'll be here
2 weeks later
Shamoo: How are you today?
Prospect: about the same as the last time we spoke.
Shamoo: we've spoke
Prospect: Ya, you were telling me this "widget" has bells and whistles
Shamoo: that's correct, it does
Prospect: I can't see any difference in your B & W, over the competition's
Shamoo: Well, they don't have B & Ws
Prospect: actually they do
Shamoo: They do not, you moron
Prospect: excuse me?
Shamoo: You're listening to their lies, you moron
Prospect: Oh!
Shamoo: you got to buy my product, or else you are a moron
Prospect: well since you put it that way....
Shamoo: so we got B & Ws
Prospect: I'll think about it and get back to you
Shamoo: anytime, come back and see our B & Ws
Prospect leaves store and thinks to himself:
"What a moron, he kept telling me about the B & Ws, over and over and over again, but refuses to show me them, and then he calls me a moron, but has no idea who I am, or what we've spoken about. Then forgets to ask me to take the next step in the process. Not a very convincing lad, that's for sure"
Note to shamoo: you forgot to provide evidence that your product has the B & Ws and then ask for the sale. You should also offer to show the customer how to properly use the product to his/her best advantage.
What a moron, he/she is.
:wink: :lol: