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Sheriif Qualifications

SR

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Texas Sheriff's Exam
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> A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
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> He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He
> could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
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> When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of
> working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
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> After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called
> him into his office for the young man's last interview.
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> The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really
> shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you
> might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before
> you can be accepted.
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> We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
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> Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the
> Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
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> six illegal aliens,
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> six lawyers,
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> six meth dealers,
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> six Muslim extremists,
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> six Democrats,
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> and a rabbit."
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> "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
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> "You pass," said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?"
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> I LOVE TEXAS
 
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