I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you
for caring enough to call. I am making
some changes in my life. Please leave a
message after the beep. If I do not
return your call, you are one
of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the
Air Corps they taught us,
"Always try to keep the number of
landings you make equal to the number
of take offs you make."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your
glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give
without remembering and
take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're
old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as
to give him time to think of an
answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the
dawn of a new error.
"I am not available right now, but thank you
for caring enough to call. I am making
some changes in my life. Please leave a
message after the beep. If I do not
return your call, you are one
of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the
Air Corps they taught us,
"Always try to keep the number of
landings you make equal to the number
of take offs you make."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your
glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give
without remembering and
take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're
old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as
to give him time to think of an
answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the
dawn of a new error.