Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a
block away from Jack's liquor store.
One day, in walked Sister Mary K.
and said, 'Oh, Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy.'
'Sister Mary Katherine,'exclaimed Jack, 'I could
never do that!
I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!'
'Oh Jack', she responded, 'it's only for the
Mother Superior.' Her voice dropped, 'It helps her
constipation, you know.'?
So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night
Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed
the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary
Katherine! And she was plastered! She was
singing and dancing, whirling around and
flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the
sidewalk. A crowd was gathering.
Jack pushed through and exclaimed, 'Sister Mary Katherine!
For shame!! And you told me this was for the
Mother Superior's constipation!
'Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat.?
She replied, 'And so it is. When she sees me,
she's gonna crap.'
(my apologies to all catholics..................) :wink:
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block away from Jack's liquor store.
One day, in walked Sister Mary K.
and said, 'Oh, Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy.'
'Sister Mary Katherine,'exclaimed Jack, 'I could
never do that!
I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!'
'Oh Jack', she responded, 'it's only for the
Mother Superior.' Her voice dropped, 'It helps her
constipation, you know.'?
So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night
Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed
the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary
Katherine! And she was plastered! She was
singing and dancing, whirling around and
flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the
sidewalk. A crowd was gathering.
Jack pushed through and exclaimed, 'Sister Mary Katherine!
For shame!! And you told me this was for the
Mother Superior's constipation!
'Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat.?
She replied, 'And so it is. When she sees me,
she's gonna crap.'
(my apologies to all catholics..................) :wink:
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Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape in the new year.