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Skinny Dipping

gcreekrch

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An elderly man from Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him " We're not coming out until you leave! "

The old man frowned, " I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. "

Holding up the bucket he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator"

Some old men can still think fast.
 

loomixguy

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jigs said:
nice one, but I came on this one expecting pics of Kola swimmin nekkid.

That's it, Wheathead! You will be billed for a new moniter in August!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get Mt. Dew and a long john off your screen?!?!?!? :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
 

Mike

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kolanuraven said:
jigs said:
nice one, but I came on this one expecting pics of Kola swimmin nekkid.


I mailed you those pics ages ago....you didn't get them?????? :wink: :wink: :wink:

You sent them to me by mistake..........

At least the rug matches the drapes. :wink:
 

kolanuraven

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Mike said:
kolanuraven said:
jigs said:
nice one, but I came on this one expecting pics of Kola swimmin nekkid.


I mailed you those pics ages ago....you didn't get them?????? :wink: :wink: :wink:

You sent them to me by mistake..........

At least the rug matches the drapes. :wink:


Whoops........You must've got the pics of Mrs Greg then!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Texan

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
Mike said:
kolanuraven said:
I mailed you those pics ages ago....you didn't get them?????? :wink: :wink: :wink:

You sent them to me by mistake..........

At least the rug matches the drapes. :wink:


Whoops........You must've got the pics of Mrs Greg then!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What were YOU doing with nekkid pics of Mrs.Greg, kola? :?
 

jigs

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loomixguy said:
jigs said:
nice one, but I came on this one expecting pics of Kola swimmin nekkid.

That's it, Wheathead! You will be billed for a new moniter in August!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get Mt. Dew and a long john off your screen?!?!?!? :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

actually I am getting 3 new monitors, so you can have one of my old ones!

had a windstorm pull the ground wire loose on the house, resulted in a power surge that got 3 computers, one tv, the central air unit,possibly the washer, and messed up the cook stove a bit......
gonna cost me a $1,000 deductible, but I think I will come out ok.
 

kolanuraven

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Texan said:
kolanuraven said:
Mike said:
You sent them to me by mistake..........

At least the rug matches the drapes. :wink:


Whoops........You must've got the pics of Mrs Greg then!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What were YOU doing with nekkid pics of Mrs.Greg, kola? :?


Well, we had thought of sending the collection to you for your birthday.. :lol: :lol: ..but you've kinda become a ' prude' lately, so I guess the envelopes just got mixed up!!!
 

Texan

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Mrs.Greg said:
HEYYYYY,how did I get in this conversation. :roll: :oops:
I guess you got into it by sending nekkid pics to kola. No explanations necessary - I'm sure you've got your reasons. :roll:
 
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