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Anonymous

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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to
the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said
loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little
boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy
spread his hands as far as they would go and
announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"

The fat woman turns around and glares at the
little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told
him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the
front of the line. Just then, her pager began to
emit a beep, beep,beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life,
she's backing up!!"
 

ranchwife

Well-known member
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outta the mouths of babes.....the PAINFUL truth!!
 

Denny

Well-known member
Here's one my son said in church not so long ago.

He had went with his older sister.Dureing mass a Colored man and his white wife brought up the gifts.As they were walking back he asked Callie if it was legal for black people to marry white people.She told him yes to which he replied (Well it should'nt be thats just wrong!!!) And my young man talks VERY LOUD.
 
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