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SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST

jodywy

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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted..
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman
who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name.


In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!
 

HAY MAKER

Well-known member
jodywy said:
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted..
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman
who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name.


In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

that story reminded me of that old humpbacked snaggle toothed beady eyed nurse at that ole quack I had to see :D
good luck
 

gcreekrch

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
jodywy said:
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted..
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman
who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name.


In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

that story reminded me of that old humpbacked snaggle toothed beady eyed nurse at that ole quack I had to see :D
good luck


Another conquest for Ol' Hay Maker?
 

HAY MAKER

Well-known member
Nope..........I draw the line with that ole girl,mean as a rattlesnake and face would sour butter milk,besides I dont like humpbacked women
good luck
 

burnt

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
Nope..........I draw the line with that ole girl,mean as a rattlesnake and face would sour butter milk,besides I dont like humpbacked women
good luck

That was politically incorrect. :mad:

















:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

jigs

Well-known member
HAY MAKER said:
Nope..........I draw the line with that ole girl,mean as a rattlesnake and face would sour butter milk,besides I dont like humpbacked women
good luck

beauty is a 12 pack and a light switch away....
 

kris

Well-known member
jigs said:
HAY MAKER said:
Nope..........I draw the line with that ole girl,mean as a rattlesnake and face would sour butter milk,besides I dont like humpbacked women
good luck

beauty is a 12 pack and a light switch away....


THAT GOES BOTH WAYS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
 

canadian angus

Well-known member
Best one one I heard was from a fellow rancher. Made a appointment for a root canal. Never ask the pricem sat there through the ordeal. Went to the desk and was told the price.


ELEVEN HOUNDRED dollars! Many heads turn and the victory was his.

CA
 

jigs

Well-known member
kris said:
jigs said:
HAY MAKER said:
Nope..........I draw the line with that ole girl,mean as a rattlesnake and face would sour butter milk,besides I dont like humpbacked women
good luck

beauty is a 12 pack and a light switch away....


THAT GOES BOTH WAYS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
bring your beer on over darlin...I will turn out the lights ! :wink:
 

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