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Big Muddy rancher

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Haymaker has me wondering who the blonde is that he is buying a Christmas gift for.


1; Is it his wife? He has mentioned her before but not much. Is he feeling guilty for spending to much time taking French lesson that he wants to make it up to her?

2; Is it the French Hussie he's been hanging around with supposedly trying to learn French? We all know how he would practice with her.


3;Is it his misstress? He did mention he had known her a long time? For a guy closing in on senility a long time might have been since breakfast.


4:Is this a real person or just a cardboard cutout he placed behind the wheel of his mule to make us think he really was a "LADIES MAN"?


We may never know the truth because the truth is beyond Haymakers capability to tell. :cowboy:
 

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She's a pretty good looking chickypoo, kind of a Blonde de High Octane. I hope ol' Haymaker is speedy enough to keep up with her. He probably can if Elmo doesn't flub things up. :wink: :)
 

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Hope ole Haymaker has a good heart if he starts taking viagra or something.... she looks a little younger than the ole fella :lol: :cowboy:
 

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Big Muddy rancher said:
Haymaker is being amazingly quiet about this. Do you suppose his wife got word of his Xmas shopping spree? :pretty: :cry2: :frowns: :cowboy:

Do you think he might be driving to Montana to get some "Montana Silver"?

I personally think that blondes look better in 24 karat GOLD.
 

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Mike said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
Haymaker is being amazingly quiet about this. Do you suppose his wife got word of his Xmas shopping spree? :pretty: :cry2: :frowns: :cowboy:

Do you think he might be driving to Montana to get some "Montana Silver"?

I personally think that blondes look better in 24 karat GOLD.


Maybe he's going to Lincon MT to hid out in the Una Bomber's cabin until his wife cools down about the French Hussie he's been braggin about all fall. :cowboy:
 

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Never mind these guys Haymensa!! That is a good-lookin female in that picture.You should be proud that you were able to snag such a fine specimen. I'm proud of you!!!(Was it the gravy on your shirt?)
That blonde lady, behind the wheel(wearing the sweater) is attractive as well. :D
 

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BMR,


Maybe its one of those ladies of the nite and haymaker is just taking her back with his "mule" b4 his wife wakes up..... :lol: :lol:
 

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Jinglebob wrote to Haymaker"Hope YOUR SISTER like her present. "


Now why didn't I think of that? Guess that's why the made Jinglebob the Cover girl er I mean Coverguy.

:wink: :cowboy:
 

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Big Muddy rancher said:
Jinglebob wrote to Haymaker"Hope YOUR SISTER like her present. "


Now why didn't I think of that? Guess that's why the made Jinglebob the Cover girl er I mean Coverguy.

:wink: :cowboy:

Jealousy no no limits. They would have asked you, but they wanted someone who portrays a certain "geenis say qua"! :lol:
 

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Jinglebob said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
Jinglebob wrote to Haymaker"Hope YOUR SISTER like her present. "


Now why didn't I think of that? Guess that's why the made Jinglebob the Cover girl er I mean Coverguy.

:wink: :cowboy:

Jealousy no no limits. They would have asked you, but they wanted someone who portrays a certain "geenis say qua"! :lol:

Geenis say what???? :???: :? :wink:
 

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Guess I'm not much of a world traveler, but that is mostly by design. When you already live in the best place in the world, there is not a whole lot of reason to go traipsing all over the countryside just to reaffirm what you already knew. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. :wink: :)
 

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Soapweed said:
Guess I'm not much of a world traveler, but that is mostly by design. When you already live in the best place in the world, there is not a whole lot of reason to go traipsing all over the countryside just to reaffirm what you already knew. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. :wink: :)

Yuo, you got MOST of that right. Only problem was you missed the best place to live by a few miles anyway. Just a little more to the north and west. :wink:

Say, don't forget to post some pics of the holidays and all the neat gifts everyone recieves. :)
 

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