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So much for my next career choice

MsSage

Well-known member
Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive. So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote ugly, nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. "

My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work, so maybe I'll go fishing.
 

MsSage

Well-known member
I thought driving a truck was your thing???? Congrats on keeping your cool.
Nope thats shoers job LOL and really I did NOT say that I am still taking care of my babies (calves)
Sorry was doing 3 things at once and I guess i should have said that this is a joke..... :lol:
Now shoer he WOULD say that :shock:
 

OldDog/NewTricks

Well-known member
Well-There-You-Are...
Guess I would not do well at Wal-Mart.

They did put-up with me at the old "Quality Store" (Now Tractor Supply) but then I was the only one that knew a John Deere form a Dairy Cow - Feed Grain from Seed Grain.

That was V_Key first Job when she was in High School _ she Managed the "Clothing Department".
 
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