EmptyPockets
Well-known member
> Subject: Funny and so true...
>
> A Somali arrives in Minneapolis a new immigrant to the United
States.
>
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank
> you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
food
> stamps, FREE medical care and free education in my language!"
>
> The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
having
such
> a beautiful country here in America!"
>
> The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes
> his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from middle East, I am
not
an
> American!"
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
>
> She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
>
> Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
>
> The Russian lady checks her watch and says...
>
> "Probably at work!"
>
> ________________________________ _________________________
>
> A Somali arrives in Minneapolis a new immigrant to the United
States.
>
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank
> you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
food
> stamps, FREE medical care and free education in my language!"
>
> The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
having
such
> a beautiful country here in America!"
>
> The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes
> his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from middle East, I am
not
an
> American!"
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
>
> She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
>
> Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
>
> The Russian lady checks her watch and says...
>
> "Probably at work!"
>
> ________________________________ _________________________