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Paul Martin and a CSIS agent are taking a stroll when
>>> they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket
>>> over it. Curious, Martin asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
>>>
>>> She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to
>>> show him.
>>>
>>> "How nice," says Martin. "What kind are they?"
>>>
>>> The little girl says, "Liberals."
>>>
>>> Martin smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
>>>
>>> Three weeks later, Martin is taking another stroll, this time
>>> with Jack Layton. They see the little girl again with the same basket.
>>>
>>> Martin says, "Watch this, Jack; it's really cute." They approach the
>>> little girl. He greets the little girl and says "how are the kittens
>>> doing,and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges Layton with
>>> his elbowand asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of
>>> kittens they are?"
>>>
>>> She replies, "Conservatives."
>>>
>>> Abashed, Martin says, "But three weeks ago you said they were
>>> Liberals!"
>>>
>>> "I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."
>>>
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