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MsSage

Well-known member
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.


We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.



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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.



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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.



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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.



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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?


A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.



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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?


A: . . . America !




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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.
 

Steve

Well-known member
Obama has issued an Executive Order for federal agencies to cease using the term "Illegal Aliens." From this point forward, they're to be called "Undocumented Democrats."

The Obama economy is so bad...that Chris Matthews' leg has quit tingling.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is running a small business on the side. It's called GM.

The Obama economy is so bad...that they now ask at the burger counter, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The Obama economy is so bad...that the federal stimulus checks are bouncing.

The Obama economy is so bad...that even people who aren't in the Cabinet have stopped paying taxes.

The Obama economy is so bad…that Made In America stickers are now being made in China.

In the interest of full disclosure, President Obama's should declare all of the fawning media coverage he's received so far as a gift on his tax return.

President Obama intends to reward ambition. With higher taxes.

Next year's "Obama" tax return will fit on a postcard.

How much money did you make? __________
Mail it in.



Based on his performance in office so far, President Obama should do just fine on his future tax returns. After all, he will be able to write off his second term.
 

Steve

Well-known member
don't read if your a bit sensitive.. or have no sense of humor.. or like Obama in the slightest..

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy didn't want to be the worst President in history.

Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.

Q. Why did the Supreme Court block having a Nativity Scene at the White House this year?
A. plenty of Jackasses, but no wise men..
 
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