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Subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
> > > Date: Tue, 30 May 2006 00:59:09 -0400
> > >
> > > st1\:*{behavior:url(#default#ieooui) } Are you a
Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
> > >
> > > Here is a little test that will help you decide.
> > >
> > > The answer can be found by posing the following question:
> > >
> > > You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
> > > the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you
> > > are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family.
> > >
> > > What do you do?
> > >
> > > Democrat's Answer:
> > >
> > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
> > >
> > > Republican's Answer:
> > >
> > >
> > > BANG!
> > >
> > > Southern Republican's Answer:
> > >
> > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of
reloading).
> > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
> > >
> > > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points"?
> > >
> > >
> > > Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
> > >
> > > Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
[b]My computer is DOA @ the moment so I'm sending this from another one. This is FUNNY....no matter which party you belong to!!!![/b]
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