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Something to give liberals hope

Soapweed

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A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.

He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

This demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning!! :wink: :)
 

Brad S

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Well that clears that up. I'm waiting for the installment on burning and looting fixing something. As far as that tortured speech of al sharpton or Louis Farrakhan, I know it's productive, but I'm insufficiently cosmopolitan to figure out how.
 

Traveler

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All of this race riot crap certainly takes the focus off of Obummers other failures, accompanied by constant pissing and moaning, should be making a lot of progress in the wrong direction.
 

Larrry

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liberals are like Christmas lights, half don't work the other half aint to bright. But they all stick together
 

hypocritexposer

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Larrry said:
yep I'll go edit it. Bet they hate the reference to Christmas

You didn't have to edit it...I'm sure we all knew what you meant to type. :D

But, I have had some Christmases that "didn't work" when I was a kid too.
 
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