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Something to offend almost everyone

Goodpasture

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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment

Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. ; What do you call a Kansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.

Q. Why do Driver Education classes in Nebraska schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a Birmingham zoo and a Chicago zoo?
A. The Birmingham zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"

Q. What's the difference between a Ohio fairytale and a Texas fairytale???
A. An Ohio fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..."
A A Texas fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s hit."

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
 
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Anonymous

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jigs said:
Q. ; where is a Kansas farmer going with a sheep under each arm?
A. on a vacation to Mike's house

Mike and jigs going on a double date :???: :wink:
 
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