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burnt

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after a long time at home and the family all grown up hubby finally takes his wife shopping. They are in the women's clothing section and she's eying up the bathing suits.

"What do you think, honey, should I get a one piece or a two piece swim suit?"

"Well,"he says kinda slowly,"I think a two piece. I think you'd have a hard time fitting it all into one piece . . ."
 

Kato

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A blind man went shopping. When he got into the store, he grabbed his seeing eye dog by the tail and started swinging it around in circles.



The salesclerk came up to him and said, "Can I help you sir?"




"No thanks," he said, "I'm just looking around".






See? There are worse jokes. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

burnt

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So then there was the guy who was telling his buddy that lions have sex up to 30 times a day!!!!



Ooooooh no, said his buddy, I just joined the Kinsmen.
 

burnt

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Well what ain't funny is that when I told my wife that joke, she told me I'd better join the Optimists . . . :cry: :cry2:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Kato

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Here's a real Canadian insider line.

Howie the Turtle would call every joke in this thread a groaner..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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