A man is stuck in a traffic jam on the 401...suddenly a man appears, and knocks on his side window.
"What's going on?" he says
"Terrorists have blockaded the road, they've taken Stephen Harper, Michael Ignatieff, and Jack Layton HOSTAGE!...They are threatening to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire..if they don't get a $10 million ransom..so I'm going car to car, to take donations.
Driver:' SOooo..what are most people giving??'
Man:' About 4 litres"
"What's going on?" he says
"Terrorists have blockaded the road, they've taken Stephen Harper, Michael Ignatieff, and Jack Layton HOSTAGE!...They are threatening to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire..if they don't get a $10 million ransom..so I'm going car to car, to take donations.
Driver:' SOooo..what are most people giving??'
Man:' About 4 litres"