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A very wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
> > several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided
> > in him that she was pregnant. Not
> > wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
> sum
> > of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child If she
> > stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
> support
> > until the child turned 18.
> >
> > She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
> >
> > To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
> > write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
> support
> > payments to begin.
> >
> > One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
> > "Honey, you received a very strange post card today," she said.
> >
> > "Oh, just give it to me and I will explain it later," he answered.
> >
> > The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband first read the card, then
> > turned white and fainted.
> >
> > On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
> > meatballs, one without."


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May 24, 2005
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The Dam End of Silicon Valley
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