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Posted by: BC, Imperial Torturer in Borders? What Borders?
While IM’ing with LC Azygos, part of the conversation was about the RINO Red Herring™ being tossed up by a certain Closet Communist from NY, one Peter King. He was hoisting the GFW Guppy Flag™ over the supposedly vast number of “illegal” guns being bought by the Messican drug cartels and those guns being used on both sides of the border. Well, during the course of the conversation, a simple, yet brilliant, idea began to materialize. Let’s just call it “Operation Border Stimulation™”, shall we? Below, we shall outline the plan in all of its simplistic beauty. (We’ll try to keep the sentences short and full of “un-nuanced” language, so that even the mouth-breathers among us can understand.)
Step 1: The US border states (California, Arizona, New Mexico & Texas) take a few of their billions of Teh One’s Porkulus Package™ and buy several thousand miles of US-produced steel fence and the assorted hardware that goes along with it. Also, as part of this first step, buy millions of dollars worth of US-produced surveillance equipment, patrol vehicles and guns.
Step 2: These border states then hire thousands of unemployed US citizens to install a double fence along the entire border between the US and Mexico, leaving enough space in-between for a heavily-mined “No Man’s Land”. Also, as part of this second step, hire thousands of US citizens to install and maintain the high-tech surveillance equipment.
Step 3: After the fence is installed, hire thousands of US citizens (preferably military vets) to patrol the fence, driving US-built vehicles, and enforce the border and keep out illegal aliens, drug cartels and, possibly, would-be terrorists trying to sneak across. Give them orders to shoot, on-sight, anyone attempting to cross the border illegally, using US-built guns. No exceptions.
Step 4: Hire thousands of law enforcement officers to round up illegal aliens across the US and ship them back across the border, using, of course, US-built buses.
Now, for all of you slobbering Obamaniacs® out there, let us lay out exactly how this would stimulate our economy, massively slash our deficit and, subsequently, free up billions upon billions of dollars of resources (money, time, equipment, fuel, etc.) that could be used For Teh Chillllren™ of America.
Posted by: BC, Imperial Torturer in Borders? What Borders?
While IM’ing with LC Azygos, part of the conversation was about the RINO Red Herring™ being tossed up by a certain Closet Communist from NY, one Peter King. He was hoisting the GFW Guppy Flag™ over the supposedly vast number of “illegal” guns being bought by the Messican drug cartels and those guns being used on both sides of the border. Well, during the course of the conversation, a simple, yet brilliant, idea began to materialize. Let’s just call it “Operation Border Stimulation™”, shall we? Below, we shall outline the plan in all of its simplistic beauty. (We’ll try to keep the sentences short and full of “un-nuanced” language, so that even the mouth-breathers among us can understand.)
Step 1: The US border states (California, Arizona, New Mexico & Texas) take a few of their billions of Teh One’s Porkulus Package™ and buy several thousand miles of US-produced steel fence and the assorted hardware that goes along with it. Also, as part of this first step, buy millions of dollars worth of US-produced surveillance equipment, patrol vehicles and guns.
Step 2: These border states then hire thousands of unemployed US citizens to install a double fence along the entire border between the US and Mexico, leaving enough space in-between for a heavily-mined “No Man’s Land”. Also, as part of this second step, hire thousands of US citizens to install and maintain the high-tech surveillance equipment.
Step 3: After the fence is installed, hire thousands of US citizens (preferably military vets) to patrol the fence, driving US-built vehicles, and enforce the border and keep out illegal aliens, drug cartels and, possibly, would-be terrorists trying to sneak across. Give them orders to shoot, on-sight, anyone attempting to cross the border illegally, using US-built guns. No exceptions.
Step 4: Hire thousands of law enforcement officers to round up illegal aliens across the US and ship them back across the border, using, of course, US-built buses.
Now, for all of you slobbering Obamaniacs® out there, let us lay out exactly how this would stimulate our economy, massively slash our deficit and, subsequently, free up billions upon billions of dollars of resources (money, time, equipment, fuel, etc.) that could be used For Teh Chillllren™ of America.