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Student suspended for shaping Pop-Tart into gun

hypocritexposer

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Baltimore, MD (KTNV) -- A student in Baltimore was suspended over breakfast.

7-year-old Josh Welch was eating a Pop-Tart at school. A teacher saw the pastry and said she thought it looked like it was being shaped into a gun.

The teacher also said she heard Welch say, "Bang Bang" while he was holding it.

That was enough to get him suspended.

Welch said his teacher got it completely wrong, "It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and tore off the top, and it kind of looked like a gun but it wasn't."

Welch said he was trying to shape the Pop-Tart into a mountain.

The school sent out a letter late in the day to parents explaining what happened and why they thought it was a threat saying, "A student used food to make an inappropriate gesture."

Welch was suspended for two days.
 

hypocritexposer

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In the ongoing fight struggle effort to curb all violence everywhere, 7-year-old criminal Josh Welsh of Baltimore was suspended from school for biting an improper shape into a Pop Tart.

"We can never be too careful, nor start too early in a child's life," stated school principal B. Z. Body in the aftermath of the terrifying incident.

The student criminal was unavailable for comment, as he is being held in the Gulag for two days; other students, speaking off-camera, said that they didn't have any idea that young Josh was a potential reich wing terrorist prior to his arrest.

"I like Josh," stated fellow student Julia, "He's OK." Julia, obviously so shaken that she was unable to condemn the youthful criminal due to fears of potential repercussion when he is released from the Gulag, had little else to say.


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Steve

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it is a good thing he didn't have a bag of high capacity m&ms with him or he would be doing hard time down at detention..

can liberals get any stupider?
 

hypocritexposer

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No Kidding: Maryland School Offers Counseling to Sufferers of Pastry Traumatic Stress Disorder

Dear Parents and Guardians:

I am writing to let you know about an incident that occurred this morning in one of our classrooms and encourage you to discuss this matter with your child in a manner you deem most appropriate.

During breakfast this morning, one of our students used food to make inappropriate gestures that disrupted the class. While no physical threats were made and no one [was] harmed, the student had to be removed from the classroom.

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As you are aware, the … Code of Student Conduct and appropriate consequences related to violations of the code are clearly spelled out in the Student Handbook, which was sent home during the first week of school and can be found on our website, www.aacps.org….

If your children express that they are troubled by today’s incident, please talk with them and help them share their feelings. Our school counselor is available to meet with any students who have the need to do so next week. In general, please remind them of the importance of making good choices.

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html
 
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