In the ongoing fight struggle effort to curb all violence everywhere, 7-year-old criminal Josh Welsh of Baltimore was suspended from school for biting an improper shape into a Pop Tart.
"We can never be too careful, nor start too early in a child's life," stated school principal B. Z. Body in the aftermath of the terrifying incident.
The student criminal was unavailable for comment, as he is being held in the Gulag for two days; other students, speaking off-camera, said that they didn't have any idea that young Josh was a potential reich wing terrorist prior to his arrest.
"I like Josh," stated fellow student Julia, "He's OK." Julia, obviously so shaken that she was unable to condemn the youthful criminal due to fears of potential repercussion when he is released from the Gulag, had little else to say.