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Subject: Whiskey vs. Water

HAY MAKER

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Subject: Whiskey vs. Water

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking whiskey
(or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poo
Whiskey = HEALTH

Therefore: It is better to drink whiskey and talk stupid than to drink water
and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I am doing it as a public service. :D :D :D
good luck
 

Silver

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I'll drink to that!!!!!! :lol:
I knew I was on to something with my Crown Royal diet. Thanks for the verification Haymaker! :D
 

Julie

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I sent this around to everybody I know who I thought might appreciate it --Thanks Haymaker...

One guy said, oh great, that's all he needed was one more excuse to make a bourbon and coke before breakfast! :)

He said he only uses the whiskey to cut the awful taste of the coke.
 
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Anonymous

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Silver said:
I'll drink to that!!!!!! :lol:
I knew I was on to something with my Crown Royal diet. Thanks for the verification Haymaker! :D

While not as rich as some of you Canuck Crown drinkers- I am enjoying sipping a little R&R this afternoon- cutting the awful taste of the Diet Pepsi -- while I watch my fencing crew cool off playing on the new slippery sliders Grandma got them :wink: :lol: ....
 
I can't confirm if jinglebob is wormy or not but as a good irishman i enjoy a shot of good irish creme in the evening for whatever ills I am suffering after a day in the heat. . . . i have noticed that after several shots i really dont care if I am wormy or not. . I dont think that copenhagen can provide that kind of security. . . . .
 
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Anonymous

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Being the pessimist I am-- I chew and use medicinal whiskey daily to take care of the worms :wink: :lol:
 

Carter

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papster said:
Well folks if you drink whiskey you wont be wormy.......

Maybe that is why I am about 40 pounds over weight. That and the Copenhagen,........Man I love Copenhagen!!!!! I like whiskey but nothing compares to Copenhagen.
 

Jinglebob

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Terry Brown said:
I can't confirm if jinglebob is wormy or not but as a good irishman i enjoy a shot of good irish creme in the evening for whatever ills I am suffering after a day in the heat. . . . i have noticed that after several shots i really dont care if I am wormy or not. . I dont think that copenhagen can provide that kind of security. . . . .

Yeah, but nobody accuses me of bein' an ol' drunk either. :p
 
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