Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
>>>commit suicide. Let's see now. No Christmas
>>>NO Valentines Day
>>>No Easter
>>>No television
>>>No cheerleaders
>>>No baseball
>>>No football
>>>No hockey
>>>No golf
>>>No tailgate parties
>>>No Wal-Mart
>>>No Home Depot
>>>No hot dogs
>>>No burgers
>>>No chocolate chip cookies
>>>No lobster
>>>No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
>>>No Beer
>>>Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
>>>Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are
>>>no doctors.
>>>Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
>>>More than one wife.
>>>You can't shave.
>>>Your wives can't shave.
>>>You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
>>>camel dung.
>>>The women have to wear baggy dresses & veils at all times.
>>>Your bride is picked by someone else.
>>>She smells just like your donkey.
>>>But your donkey has a better disposition.
>>>Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
>>>I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
>>>
>>>commit suicide. Let's see now. No Christmas
>>>NO Valentines Day
>>>No Easter
>>>No television
>>>No cheerleaders
>>>No baseball
>>>No football
>>>No hockey
>>>No golf
>>>No tailgate parties
>>>No Wal-Mart
>>>No Home Depot
>>>No hot dogs
>>>No burgers
>>>No chocolate chip cookies
>>>No lobster
>>>No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
>>>No Beer
>>>Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
>>>Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are
>>>no doctors.
>>>Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
>>>More than one wife.
>>>You can't shave.
>>>Your wives can't shave.
>>>You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
>>>camel dung.
>>>The women have to wear baggy dresses & veils at all times.
>>>Your bride is picked by someone else.
>>>She smells just like your donkey.
>>>But your donkey has a better disposition.
>>>Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
>>>I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
>>>