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Sunbathing * not for kids*

Judith

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Sunbathing

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
 

passin thru

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Anonymous

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Reminds me of a motel in Great Falls- I think if I remember right it was the O'Hare Manor-- They had a swimming pool which had one wall that was glass- which faced right into the backbar of the lounge-- You could sit at the bar and watch the underwater angle of the swimmers...

Well the story goes that even tho they had signs in the pool explaining this- a newlywed couple put on quite a show for the bar crowd one night, which did not get in a big hurry to tell the newlyweds- anyway after the newlyweds found out they were the feature entertainment, they sued for quite a bit- and I don't think the glassed pool is there anymore....
 
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Anonymous

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Faster horses said:
How much money did you get out of that, OT? :p :wink:

Nope- Not me-- I was there at a convention once, before they closed the pool, when a slightly intoxicated Sheriff from Eastern Montana (not me, either) dove in with all his clothes on- hat, boots, everything, chasing some girlies in bikinis (a Republican too :p :lol: )... Did not impress his wife much, (who was used to most of his escapades) mainly because he was wearing his brand new wool sweater she'd knitted him......
 
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Anonymous

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passin thru said:
Did it shrink..................................................




the sweater.........









what did you think I meant

Don't know about the sweater- but I think the wife drug him out by the "what did you think I meant" :wink: :lol:
 

ranchwife

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Oldtimer said:
passin thru said:
Did it shrink..................................................




the sweater.........









what did you think I meant

Don't know about the sweater- but I think the wife drug him out by the "what did you think I meant" :wink: :lol:

STOP, YOU TWO!!! You're killing me!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
(ouch!!! side-stitch...gasp!!! cough!!!! breathe!!!)
 
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