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Tax Refund Letter

Faster horses

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I got this in an email. If you don't think it belongs in Coffee Shop let
me know and I will move it. I thought it was okay to put here.

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
>309 Hart Senate Office Building
>Washington DC , 20510
>
>Dear Senator Sarbanes,
>
>As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
>Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted
>the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine
>the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
>illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the
>Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
>provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the
>United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen
>is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five
>years.
>
>I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process
>started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who
>have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm
>excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of the last five
>years taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way
>that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an
>excellent return for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes
>in 2004 and 2005 and I estimated a gross savings approximating $72,000.
>After the fine this would yield me a net savings of $70,000.
>
>In addition, I would reap the other benefits of being an illegal
>alien such as free healthcare, avoidance of paying Social Security
>taxes, buying automobile insurance, serving on jury panels, etc.
>
>If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
>illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary
>forms, I would be most appreciative.
>
>Thank you for your assistance.
>Your Loyal Constituent,
>
>Pete McGlaughlin



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