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Tell me why......

Yanuck

Well-known member
Why, Why, Why,

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?


Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?


If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those en closed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
 

gcreekrch

Well-known member
:lol: :lol: :lol:

There's anothor one you missed, I think I can get it by the police but think about it.....How do the blind know when they are done wiping? :???:
 

Soapweed

Well-known member
gcreekrch said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

There's anothor one you missed, I think I can get it by the police but think about it.....How do the blind know when they are done wiping? :???:

I hope it isn't because they use the Braille method. :roll: :wink:
 

Yanuck

Well-known member
Soapweed said:
gcreekrch said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

There's anothor one you missed, I think I can get it by the police but think about it.....How do the blind know when they are done wiping? :???:

I hope it isn't because they use the Braille method. :roll: :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Silver

Well-known member
Those are good points to ponder.

I sometimes wonder, if 7/11 stores are open 24 hrs, 365 days........ why are there locks on the doors???

Why do cows run by an open gate only to go through the fence where the wire is a bit loose?


Why is every bale I take out of the baleyard in my bucket backwards for unrolling???
 

Yanuck

Well-known member
Here's a few more.....

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do the makers of Minute Rice give their product that name when it 5 minutes to cook?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
 
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