An elderly gentleman in Texas went to the local drug store and
asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill. The pharmacist asked
"How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four
pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through
intimacy.
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think
about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick
out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots