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TEXAS CONTROL TOWER:
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911!"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Well, bless your hearts! Y'all be careful now.
And....oh by the way...tell Allah HOWDY for us ....yuh hear?"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911!"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Well, bless your hearts! Y'all be careful now.
And....oh by the way...tell Allah HOWDY for us ....yuh hear?"