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TEXAS CONTROL TOWER:


Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911!"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Well, bless your hearts! Y'all be careful now.
And....oh by the way...tell Allah HOWDY for us ....yuh hear?"
 

HAY MAKER

Well-known member
Those air traffic controllers would'nt do something like that to those ole rag heads would they? :wink: .............good luck
 
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