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Texas Sheriff's Qualifications (joke)

Faster horses

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Subject: Texas Sheriff's Qualifications


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and
strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap
tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally became of age he applied to where he had dreamed of working,
The West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him
into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So
ar your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an
'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We
just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

Six illegal aliens,
Six lawyers,
Six meth dealers,
Six Muslim extremists,
And a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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I had to giggle at the "West Texas Sheriff's Department" part hehe it is wide open spaces out there...but there are actually counties.....with individual Sheriff's Departments.
 
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