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A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged
him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed behind the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed
the handle so he couldn't get it loose.

Next she walked to the other side of the shed, picked up an old carpenter's
saw and started walking back toward him.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw,are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's
hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for
a cold beer."
"You do whatever you want."
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