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The Accident

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SASH

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The Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left , but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."



MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever and evil
Don't mess with them!
 

sp

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Sash - no question about it.

Two bored casino dealers were standing around the crap table when a very attractive woman arrived and wanted to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

The dealers took their position for this bet when the woman said she feels luckier when she gambles in the nude at which time she disrobed.
As she rolled the dice she screamed, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes".

As the dice stopped she jumped up and down screaming "Yes! Yes! I won the bet, hugged the dealers, grabbed her money, clothes and ran out of the casino.

The two dealers stared at each other. One asked "What did she roll?"
The answered "I don't know - thought you were watching".

MORAL - Not all women are as we see them, but all men are men.
 

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SASH said:
The Accident
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil
Don't mess with them!

sp said:
MORAL - Not all women are as we see them, but all men are men.

Yea :!: But I Love Them Every Chance I Get and I try not to fit in the
"Men are Men" Box that why many of the call me an "A__ Hole" :shock:

I rather Be an "A__ Hole" Than Used For One :wink:
 
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