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1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2.Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman......neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves!

9. Good judgement comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n putting it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The MORAL: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
 
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