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The Biker & the Lion

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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket
and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and
hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering
from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker,
says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen a man
do in my whole life.'

'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'

'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from
the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political
affiliation do you have?'

'A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican. '

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
 

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