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The Birthers

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Anonymous

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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs', etc....

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
asked what he would have. "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect
the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool....

Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh . . . bout 50".

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "H-a-v-e
y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e f-o-u-n-d O-b-a-m-a'-s b-i-r-t-h
c-e-r-t-i-f-i-c-a-t-e y-e-t?
 

jcummins

Well-known member
I heard the same one too....but the punch line on mine was....

The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you people still happy
you voted for Obama?"
 

Sandhusker

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs', etc....

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
asked what he would have. "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect
the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool....

Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh . . . bout 50".

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "H-a-v-e
y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e f-o-u-n-d O-b-a-m-a'-s b-i-r-t-h
c-e-r-t-i-f-i-c-a-t-e y-e-t?

And the answer would be, "No, the lying sack of crap is still spending thousands and thousands to keep a supposedly clean document hidden."
 

aplusmnt

Well-known member
OT why more birther fluff, come tell us how you feel about Obama cutting money and benefits for the elderly while stimulating unions and other big business!

You libs will not even acknowledge this evil thing he is doing! :shock:
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
alice said:
hopalong said:
TexasBred said:
Son...please....just call me "Judge". :wink:

Yes judge JUDY :wink: :wink: :wink:

What an absolutely profound statement....

Alice

Why don't you make a profound statement Alice.

Why is it there is a raised seal on one of the COLBs presented by Factchek, and visibly not present on the other COLB pictured?

Do you beleive in the "rule of law"?

Should this be investigated and prosecuted?
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh . . . bout 50".

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "H-a-v-e
y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e f-o-u-n-d O-b-a-m-a'-s b-i-r-t-h
c-e-r-t-i-f-i-c-a-t-e y-e-t?

Yep Hypocrit-- when I was sent this e-mail I immediately thought of you and Orly tiptoeing thru the tulips together.... :wink: :lol:
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
and the Constitution never even crossed your mind, I know.

It did when Bush was President, and then you got your wish, and you haven't respected the piece of paper since.

What a Patriot!

Good luck getting back what you have lost!
 

hopalong

Well-known member
p.s reader unless you ARE the moderator there is no way you could have known what was in the post :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

was deleted within 5 seconds of my posting it :roll: :roll:
 
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Anonymous

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hopalong said:
no a moderater deleted it!!!!


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: About time....If it was up to me- you and a couple others that only post stalking or name calling posts would be gone.....
 
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