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The blonde and the A.I. guy

leanin' H

Well-known member
A blond city girl marries a Colorado rancher.
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> > One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to
> > Amy,
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> > 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
> > today.
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> > I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn.
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> > You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
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> > The rancher leaves for the fields.
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> > After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
> > front door.
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> > Amy takes him down to the barn.
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> > They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
> > him, 'This is the one right here.'
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> > The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks,
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> > 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is
> > the
> > cow to be bred?'
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> > 'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very
> > confidently.
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> > Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail
> > for?'
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> > The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,
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> > 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
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