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The Borowitz Thread

Brad S

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Can we use this thread to contain those unclever Borowitz quotes, and quit trashing political discourse with them.

Borowitz holds no adherence to fact or truth because it cloaks under humor (I know, humor should be funny but paint drying is funny to some), thus it offers nothing to civil discourse
 

littlejoe

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well Bradley, we can try.

how's about you keep it under 100 words and post for a week or so and i'll review it and let you know?

keep it clean and do stay on topic, ok?

(of course palin, bush stories are always welcome everywhere and volunteers to douche out ol' dufus's container are still in short supply)

ppss--whiteybear will probably ask you last time you got elected governor or somesuch--I think he's in insulin shock of something, if you get a chance take him down and shove a candy bar up his butt.
 

Steve

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I think he's in insulin shock of something, if you get a chance take him down and shove a candy bar up his butt.

let see so far.. you insulted religion.. woman. and now those with a disability..

just so you know for in the future.. a person needs sugar.. is often a type 1 diabetic.. most are born that way... others have a heath issue that brings it on..

but for the most part there is little these fol can do but carefully monitor their insulin levels. AT TIMES THE LEVELS GO LOW ENOUGH TO BE FATAL..

that is if they are not given something to bring the blood insulin levels up..

I have know several folk over the years to die.. it wasn't a joking matter..
 

Steve

Well-known member
Brad S said:
Can we use this thread to contain those unclever Borowitz quotes, and quit trashing political discourse with them.

Borowitz holds no adherence to fact or truth because it cloaks under humor (I know, humor should be funny but paint drying is funny to some), thus it offers nothing to civil discourse

sorry about getting off topic.. but a person dieing just didnt' seem funny..

I realize this isn't a borrowitz.. but it was all I could come up with in such short notice..

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