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The Canadian Way

Yanuck

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A Newfie,(a little man), was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, 'That's a karate chop from Korea. Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan', he says. The little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold. The Newfie says to the bartender, 'When he wakes up, eh!, tell him that was a f^&%!n' hockey stick from Canadian Tire'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :p
 

burnt

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Yanuck said:
leanin' H said:
This cross-country bashing has got to stop! :D
well.......maybe if you guys could come up with something funny, it'd help sooth your bruised egos maybe?! :p

"Oooohhoo and Yanuck takes him into the boards with a bone crushing crunch!!! What a hit by Yanuck, and welcome to major league hockey leanin'H, the game where you gotta learn to skate with your head up!"
 

Hooks

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well.......maybe if you guys could come up with something funny, it'd help sooth your bruised egos maybe?!


the "original" version involved a left-handed, light in the loafers Canadian
and it was alot funnier.................... :p :lol:
 

per

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Hooks said:
well.......maybe if you guys could come up with something funny, it'd help sooth your bruised egos maybe?!


the "original" version involved a left-handed, light in the loafers Canadian
and it was alot funnier.................... :p :lol:

And if you had posted the original version first it would have been a clean check instead of a slash. :)
 

burnt

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per said:
Hooks said:
well.......maybe if you guys could come up with something funny, it'd help sooth your bruised egos maybe?!


the "original" version involved a left-handed, light in the loafers Canadian
and it was alot funnier.................... :p :lol:

And if you had posted the original version first it would have been a clean check instead of a slash. :)

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 

Mrs.Greg

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per said:
Hooks said:
well.......maybe if you guys could come up with something funny, it'd help sooth your bruised egos maybe?!


the "original" version involved a left-handed, light in the loafers Canadian
and it was alot funnier.................... :p :lol:

And if you had posted the original version first it would have been a clean check instead of a slash. :)
And yet another goal for Team Canada :D
 

HAY MAKER

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In a train car traveling west there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking old fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the canucklehead had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That canucklehead son of a weasle wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the old fat lady, who in turn slapped his face"
The old fat lady thought - "This dirty old canucklehead laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The canucklehead thought - "That #^&%##@ American put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The American thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid canucklehead again". :D :D :D
good luck
 

Yanuck

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Up in heaven God was talking to an angel about this beautiful country he was creating. He described this place to the angel.

"It will have lakes, tall mountains, as well as big trees covering the land. The air will be crisp and fresh , the water will always be clean, and the people will be the most friendly you will ever meet."

"I will call it Canada and the people living inside; Canadians."

"But God." the angel questioned, "don't you think you are being too nice to these Canadians?"

"Nope!" replied God, "Just wait 'till you see their neighbors!"
 

gcreekrch

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Haymaker came to visit Big Muddy to see about making a deal for Texas to buy water from Canada.

They agreed on a price and volume to be delivered. Big Muddy stated that Canada would begin construction of the 1/4 inch waterline immediately.

Haymaker was incredulous. He said, "1/4 inch? We'll never get any water!"

Big Muddy replied, "If you Texans can suck as hard as you can blow you'll have all the water you need."
 

leanin' H

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burnt said:
Yanuck said:
leanin' H said:
This cross-country bashing has got to stop! :D
well.......maybe if you guys could come up with something funny, it'd help sooth your bruised egos maybe?! :p

"Oooohhoo and Yanuck takes him into the boards with a bone crushing crunch!!! What a hit by Yanuck, and welcome to major league hockey leanin'H, the game where you gotta learn to skate with your head up!"

First of all! I'd love to skate with my head up but i cant skate! And i'st kinda tough when ya gotta look down cause the ice has sagebrush and cedar trees growing up through it! :roll:
And Yanuck................................... :mad: Where exactly is your zipcode? I am going to try and get ya deported! To Mexico! :p
 

Kato

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The Canadian Prime Minister, the Queen of England, George Bush, and a boy scout were on an airplane. The pilot called back to them to say the plane was having trouble, and was going to crash. They were to use the safety parachutes and jump.

They went for the parachutes, and found there were only three. The Prime Minister turned to the Queen, and said "Ladies first." The Queen put on a chute and left the plane. This left two parachutes and three people. The Prime minister said, "Children next." Before the scout could grab a chute, George said, "I'm the leader of the free world, and I'm much too important to die" He then grabbed a chute and leaped from the plane.

The Prime Minister told the boy, "Please take the last chute, I'm not afraid to die."

The boy scout replied, "That's OK sir, the leader of the free world just jumped out with my backpack." :wink: :D :D :D
 

nmhighdesert

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Once upon a time there was a real nice young cowboy from Phillips County MT, who got hitched to a Canadian gal from Montreal PQ. He thought it would be nice to take her somewhere frenchie sounding for the honeymoon. So, best he could do was the Bon Soir Motel in Malta MT.
As things go for good cowboy's they went back to the same motel for the traditional 25th wedding anniversary night. As he was carrying her across the threshhold she asked, "dearest husband, what were you thinking 25 years ago tonight?"
He replied, " I was thinking I would throw you on that bed over there and &^&%^$$#%%^#$#@ your brains out."
she asked, "and what are your thoughts tonight?"
He said " I believe it worked"
 
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