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Got this in an email. Lots of truth spoken here.

18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL
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>1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
>demand.
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>2. You have to believe business creates oppression and governments create
>prosperity.
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>3. You have to believe guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more
>of
>a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or
>Chinese and North Korean communists.
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>4. You have to believe there was no art before federal funding.
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>5. You have to believe global temperatures are less affected by cyclical
>changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving
>SUV's.
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>6. You have to believe gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is
>natural.
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>7. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
>funding.
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>8. You have to believe the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders math or
>how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
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>9. You have to believe hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists
>do.
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>10. You have to believe self-esteem is more important than actually doing
>something to earn it.
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>11. You have to believe Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to
>make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
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>12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
>the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
>of the Constitution.
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>13. You have to believe taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
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>14. You have to believe Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
>important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee,
>and
>Thomas Edison.
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>15. You have to believe standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas
>and
>set-asides are not.
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>16. You have to believe the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere
>it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
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>17. You have to believe homosexual parades displaying drag queens and
>transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at
>Christmas should be illegal.
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>18. You have to believe this message is a part of a vast, right-wing
>conspiracy.
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