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The Cowboy

Yanuck

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
 

Mrs Leanin' H

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That is so funny!! It reminds me of my grandma....

Her and my grandpa were on vacation in Arizona I think. They were staying in a motel. Some bikers, quite a few, checked in to the room next door and started partying loudly. She knocked on their door a few different times and asked them to please keep it down, as they were old and trying to sleep. The bikers party never let up. She finally went to the manager and complained and he told her he would do nothing. So on her way back to her room after talking to the manager, she was very ticked off and kicked the first bike in a long line of bikes. They all fell over like dominos!! She went to her room feeling much better and went on with their trip the next day. What a woman!!
 

I Luv Herfrds

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Mrs. H that sounds a lot like my great aunt. Now there was a woman you did not get mad.
She and my great uncle ran a resturant/gas station just at the base of Custer's Last Stand. They had a gift shop in there too.
well one day some hippies came in the store. One came up to the counter and ordered a meal. The other 2 were walking around the place and then going back to their car. She knew they were shoplifting, but couldn't do anything until she could prove it. One of them dropped an item outside of the car and now she had them.
The guy sitting at the counter got up and got into the car. She went after him and told him to get back in there because she was cooking him food. He said he wasn't hungry anymore. She punched him in the face.
He started chasing her and she grabbed the first thing that came to hand, a deer horn. She collected all types of horns. She beat the snot out of him and the other 2. She said she broke every horn she had.
They finally got away from her and she called the police. One of the cops stopped by to let her know they had caught them and had to ask her what in the world she beat on them with. :lol: :lol:
Give you an idea about her, she stood maybe 5 foot.
 

Faster horses

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This reminds me of the trucker that went into a Bar/grill and ordered
up a steak. Some tough-looking bikers came in and sat down
by him. They started harrassing him and he didn't say much.
The less he said, the louder they got. When his steak arrived,
they took it away from him and ate it. He didn't say anything,
just got up and paid and went out. The bikers started hooting
and yelling and said, "What a chicken. He's sure not much
of a man."

The waitress agreed, saying, "Yes. And he's not much of a truck
driver, either. He just ran that 18-wheeler over all those motorcyles that
were parked outside."
 

Hay Feeder

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that is very funny
a few years ago I worked with a very nice lady in her mid 60s. She had went to Sturgis Sd (SP) that summer. She brought back pictures we all had to see the photos she brought back..
Low and behold there this elderly little lady was sitting in a side car wearing her low cut leathers...And I thought she was the little ol sweet lady at work.

Last month a group of Harley Bikers were having a christan signing at the local store. Leathers, tattoos etec signing words of god of couse with a tin cup at side.

My Aunt lives in Cheyenne Wyo she said there are more bikers comming into Cheyenne this week than cowboys for Frontier Days.
 
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