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The Haircut......rated PG

fedup2

Well-known member
Subject: The Hair Cut

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he
needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the
desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but
down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve
your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,
inserted $15, and stuck his head into the opening, at which
time the machine started to buzz and trim. Fifteen seconds later he
pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best
haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, Manicures $20."
"Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the
slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds
later he pulled his hands out and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a
service men need when away from Their Wives, 50 cents." He looked
both ways, put 50 cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and
with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and
almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling
hands, he was able to withdraw his member....which now had a button neatly sewn on the end!
 

cutebabymaker

Well-known member
Thats hilarious... Just like a guy... can't be happy w/ what he has.. always have to TRY and get something better... :lol:
Good joke... ty for sharin.... :wink:
 

ranchwife

Well-known member
cutebabymaker said:
Thats hilarious... Just like a guy... can't be happy w/ what he has.. always have to TRY and get something better... :lol:
Good joke... ty for sharin.... :wink:

:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:
:lol2: :gag: :lol2: :gag:
 

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